The cover letter.....
Dear Ms. Thompson,
I would like to formally submit my resume for consideration for the Project Accountant position at XXXXXXXXX. I am a well qualified candidate with an unique skill set that will be unmatched by other candidates. I very much enjoy eating cake and looking at lamps. I know you will consider me an asset because we have an established relationship as friends that will easily translate to the working environment.
I understand the position very well already as I have job shadowed a number of times. I am confident that I will be able to execute movie watching, coloring and pushing buttons on the computer with expert efficiency.
Also, I have skin so none of my guts will fall out and make a mess. I look forward to meeting with you to review my attached resume as well as to blow bubbles.
Sincerely,
Leah Bell
The resume....
