Murphy's Annual Haircut

It looks just as goofy as every other year. Maybe next year I'll shave her tail. She looks like a puppy when I do. She just doesn't have patience for it. She gets mad. There isn't enough sliced cheese in the world to make it ok. Then it gets followed up by a bath. Torture. She asked me this morning if I would just do 5 minutes of water boarding instead. 

Later, she'll have to chase some bunnies as revenge. Maybe I'll let her run away this afternoon.

Guess what Leah's new favorite toy is.....

The cat. The answer was the cat. And the cat loves her back.

Reginald Kenneth Dwight and Caryn Elaine Johnson Sitting in a Tree...

...Not using any technology.

Today's carpool discussion was centering around Elton John being interviewed on Whoopi's morning radio show.

Cubby said they should date because neither of them likes to use new technology. They don't need none of those new fangled computer thingys. I will say, only Whoopi mentioned that nothing is better than a good vest but I do believe Sir Elton will agree.

This led to Emily wondering if Elton John legally changed his name since he was knighted and all. I figured they knighted him Sir Elton John, nee whatever (which turned out to be Reginald Kenneth Dwight). The odd thing is the word nee. Nobody ever says that word out loud. Emily thinks it may be the first time she heard it.

Then we discussed the pregnant man. Emily doesn't understand why that lady married him since he didn't get all the parts necessary to complete the task. I don't understand why I didn't marry a half transgendered man who could carry the children so I wouldn't have to.

So, in conclusion, we need better morning radio shows here. Also, Whoopi and I have the same name but spelled different. I am Karen Elaine and she is Caryn Elaine. I better find me a good vest and quick.