Saturday, November 03, 2007

I Got Your Blog War Right Here

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I have a confession to make. My husband has some disabilities. He has an unfortunate condition in which he cannot perceive a situation correctly. He can take a simple statement not related to him or about him and turn it into persecution toward himself. His paranoia runs deep. For example. I mentioned to him that it was NaBloPoMo or whatever that is supposed to really be and that we knew some people that were participating but I was not. I had briefly considered making daily comments on those blogs out of support but decided that I wouldn't make promises I couldn't keep. Poor Dave took that to mean that, Liz, Ali and I were forcing him to blog every day. Do you see what a sad life he must lead?

I know you must all be thinking how generous I am to marry such a person with so much strife. In addition to his disability, he is over 100 years old and wants to force me to work concessions for the rest of my life. I am very generous internet. I just can't help it. I love him and he helps us to maintain a higher ratio of orange in our household. Now that Casey has passed we only have 1 orange dog left and so the 2 of us must strive to offset the gray cat and other small demon white dog.

Hopefully, someday there will be a cure for his disability.

11 comments:

Karen B said...

karen, you are quite a generous person. i know from first hand experience that dave is quite ill. he will even take statements that he has made himself and pin them on others. i don't think that i need to recount the whole thanksgiving cider @#%&-mix incident of 2006. you might a tribute it to his age and memory loss.

you know...you could always dye your white do orange and you could keep the proper orange ratio that your house needs. this way you could meet your orange quota while dave goes into a home and gets the help he so desperately needs.

-liz

Karen B said...

that should be "attribute it to his memory loss"
and
"dye your white dog orange"

i really should proof read before i hit send.

-liz

Anonymous said...

I too have been on the receiving end of Dave's misperceptions, although when you first moved here Dave and I kept remembering conversations we had with each other when we thought we had them with you.

BBQdave said...

I think it is shameful that you drag Mary's apple cider crap mix into this. She was just trying to introduce us to a tasty warm cider drink, and you two (of THE 3) spoke of it as drunk sailors might.

And I am not delusional, just 'cause you 3 say it, doesn't make it so...

Elizabeth said...

I believe facts make it so, Dave. Besides, lies make baby Jesus cry. You don't want to make baby Jesus cry do you? I would also like to ad that you above comment only proves our points....that you remember things incorrectly.

Karen B said...

It is funny that you think everyone in the whole world is in on this conspiracy against you. The more evidence I have, the more you deny.

Ann said...

It sounds like a sad situation for everyone. Maybe Dave should be happy that he's so handy with meat, so he won't get put into a home anytime soon.

Unknown said...

Don't forget Liz and her dirty colored hair, and her little dog, too. Wait: Karen, Dave, and Murphy (3) vs. Jack-Jack, Paul Groineger, Cousin Liz, and Sophie B. (4). With the passing of Casey, you're now losing, Orange Side. See if Scott can loan you Ali until Leah is born.

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